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Further privileges granted to nose stud wearing Lewis Hamilton


In keeping with the recently granted nose stud privilege, like that given in liberal sixth-forms, Lewis Hamilton is also to be allowed to put up one poster of his choice in the Formula 1 common room. He will be allowed to use the kettle to make hot drinks provided he washes his mug up at the end of the day, pays into the milk kitty on a regular basis, and takes the tea towel home to be washed when the rota says it's his turn.


He’ll also be allowed to leave the Formula 1 site at lunch time to visit the local shop and buy a Slush Puppie and some sweets but if he’s late back for afternoon Formula 1 this will be revoked.




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