Georgia and Moldova agree to be the next two countries invaded by Russia

The pact should allow for a sudden influx of armed Russian-speaking tourists and subsequent referendums - with turnouts mysteriously larger than the electorate. The Kremlin spoke warmly of the full mobilization of Moscow's cartographers: ‘This an historic day for Georgia & Moldova; in the same way the fall of Rome was an historic day for the Visigoths.'

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