Over 50% of UK policing is focused on combating social media meanness, aggressive emoticons and anyone dissing Kanye West. A phone line is already installed specifically for the needs of weepy teenagers who feel that their Instagram page has insufficient ‘likes’. Correctional facilities will re-educate snarky hashtaggers, with inspirational quotes about kittens and a ten bullet-point plan to combat unnecessary Facebook lists.
One distraught internet user said: ‘I once experienced a twenty-page thread about who was better – Dr Who or Ghandi. Well, duh?!? Tennant or Mahatma? Only one of those is uber-skinny, has fought for world peace and has seen Billie Piper doing it with a Dalek’.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/121963_77128f7ff5d54b34ae675b53521db08d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_115,h_77,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,blur_2,enc_auto/121963_77128f7ff5d54b34ae675b53521db08d~mv2.jpg)