The virus, which targets the elderly and infirmed, is said to have big plans for the House of Lords - replacing hereditary nobles with hereditary illnesses. The only defense against its spread is alcohol rub, but the Lords have already drunk their supply.
One in five peers are over 80 and five in five are over the hill. The death rate could be as high has 65% in the House of Lords, while the deaf rate whenever someone tells them to take a pay cut is 100%.
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