Anthropologists suggest this may be the first example of a community evolving without rudimentary working conditions or wages. The reclusive community was found deep in the heart of the Amazon, just around the corner from Kitchen & Home Appliances.
Carrying Amazon Fire sticks, these simple people said they had not seen the sky their entire lives but somehow knew how to sell an unlocked iPhone 15. As they gathered around the explorers that had found them, they spoke in hushed tones about their leader ‘Amazon Prime’, who had complete power over their toilet breaks.
The concern is that contact with the outside world will change them for the worse, making them demand union rights and vitamin D. There is a real fear that they could get sold into slavery – again.