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ITV admit Chlamydia Island spin-off not so popular.




Contestants on ITV’s flagship reality-show, have struggled to adjust to life without cameras but with an embarrassing itch in their nether regions. One particular hot-tub session has resulted in a warm cocktail of bacteria, two unplanned pregnancies and a new form of aquatic sloth.  


They expect ‘Love Island’ to soon become ‘Baby Island’, followed by ‘Shotgun Marriage Island’, concluding with the inevitable ‘Bitterness and Regret Island’. Said one reality star: ‘After one DNA test, followed by three months of NCT classes with the reluctant father, that was a little bit too much reality for me.’


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