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Ivanka replaces Cersei as everyone's favourite Queen Regent.



The G20 summit was surprised to find that Ivanka Trump had assumed the mantle of President of the United States and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms (all except Mexico).  The similarities with Game of Thrones are remarkable; with one Queen replacing a despised man-child, who has all the self-restraint of wart-hog on methamphetamines and the other being Cersei Lannister. Ivanka is said to be an intimate of her father's inner circle but she has always denied such a euphemism.


Meanwhile Donald Trump had absented himself to meet with the Indonesian leader and to 'meat' with Miss Indonesian. This left Ivanka making executive decisions for the US, committing all G20 leaders to buy her Summer-range and an evening of canasta with Jared Kushner.



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