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Kids taunt Archimedes with "Who ate all the πs?"



'I am one of Athens' most important mathematicians,' Archimedes declared stoutly to reporters at a press conference in the agora.


'That is why I find it so demeaning when all these urchins from the gymnasium crowd round me, when I am sitting in the sand drawing circles, and chant: "Who ate all the πs? Who ate all the πs? Who ate, who ate, who ate all the πs?"


'Just because I've become a bit spherical over the years. Archimedes screw those guys. Why don't they go and pick on Euclid, instead? He's a total square.'


'The πs have gone to my arse, but no-one cared before. πs... arse... cared... hang on, there might be something in that!'


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