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Penicillin clears up Fox News.





Despite being a weeping sore on the arse of Sky broadcasting, a prolonged exposure to antibiotics and low viewing figures has finally cured British TV of Rupert Murdoch’s most persistent STD. Fox News will now be consigned to the list of curable UK diseases such as small pox, floral pelmets and our obsession with Mel & Sue.


What started 15 years ago as an annoying rash of shoddy journalism, soon turned into a series of embarrassing boils – called Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity. If you think you may have be infected during the course of unprotected news reporting, you should report to your nearest STD clinic or simply join UKIP.





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