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Plummy actor, Laurence Fox, is an ‘absolute plum’.

Being so dumb it hurts, has not prevented Mr. Fox from airbrushing BAME citizens from the Royal Family, from WW1 and 80% of the world’s population. A friend explained: ‘No one can understand the social barriers that Laurence has had overcome. Being born into a rich, famous acting dynasty. Being expelled from Harrow, only to be enrolled at RADA. It’s like the story of Malcolm X.’

He performs his ‘Aryan Blues’ to liberate, privately educated snowflakes from the shackles of white privilege. His songs include ‘Got My Mojo Working, as an Intern’, ‘Stormy Monday, thank goodness we went grouse shooting on the weekend’, and a cover version of Robert Johnson’s ‘Crossroads’, retitled ‘Oxford or Cambridge?’.

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