In a week where E-Cig manufacturers pressure MP’s to extend vaping laws, the Vatican has confirmed that they will be employing a Benedictine Monk with a sixty a day habit. In the event of a Papal Conclave, Brother Antonio will perch in the loft of the Sistine Chapel with a twenty foot e-cigarette and a vat of incense-infused nicotine.
Originally the suggestion was that all 115 cardinals would smoke regular sized e-cigs, but they were theologically split between the flavours of Banana Hammock Bread and Jesuit Black Mamba. Instead, Brother Antonio was seen as a neutral arbitrator and classic pot head.
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