The FBI warned about the picture leak: ‘We’ve taken the unprecedented steps to pixelate out Mr. Seagal’s genitals. Although a sprightly 62, Mr. Segal’s squinty-eyed leer is not quite the same as a gyrating Kim Kardashian. If you click on a hyperlink named called ‘bronzed arse on film’, you’re just going to get the poster-boy for Cuprinol®. We take the hacking of celebrity accounts very seriously but of greater concern is that we could end up with Steven Seagal doing naked yoga lunges as a screen saver’.
