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Spawn of Satan too ashamed to be associated with FIFA‏


A group of demons released a statement; ‘Any link with football's governing body is a step too far and would tantamount to a Trump endorsement. The only area of criminality that FIFA have not been linked to is crimes against humanity and with Jose Mourinho looking for a new job, it's only a matter of time.’

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