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Stock photos of energetic, young teachers are fooling no one.






Despite the best efforts of the press to portray teachers as beautiful  individuals raring to get back to the classroom, the sad reality is sitting in a potting shed with a pile of marking. The truth is closer to Worzel Gummidge, after a twenty-year diet of coffee and regret. Likewise, partners of teachers have demanded to know ‘why can’t you look that sexy or awake?’ Commented one nervous Union Rep: ‘It’s not that we don’t want to get back to the classroom, it’s just that we don’t want it to be a stopover before the crematorium.’




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