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Top Gear to feature PM driving the economy into a ditch

Viewers have been impressed by the panoramic HD footage of a post-Brexit wasteland, as the PM drives through every diplomatic red light and does a handbrake turn on any trade agreement. Gone is the mysterious white supremacist, The Stig, to be replaced with a reasonably priced moron - Nigel Farage.

Costing billions of pounds, yet with no new ideas, the show still retains its core dynamic - of clueless millionaires recklessly speeding with no sense of direction. With one voter describing it as 'car crash TV'.

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