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Trump looks for new director of the FIB

The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with the Federal Invention Bureau - FIB. The new ‘FIB’ will have oversight of all cover-ups of cover-ups and will be responsible for investigating all areas of corruption – particularly themselves. And will be overseen by a small, wooden Italian boy - with room for nasal expansion.

Standing in front of the Richard Nixon Memorial for Mendacity, the spokeswoman promised an end to false news, flat-earth deniers and Moon-cheese disbelievers. Pants ablaze, she said she was confident that the new FIB would be as trustworthy as a Ponzi scheme, written by Jeffrey Archer.

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