The artist formerly known as Twitter has confirmed that it is disabling the function that allows you to stick your fingers in your ears and go 'la, la, la, I can't hear you'. It will, however, be retaining millions of arseholes to make the whole free-speech experience, truly unbearable.
Explained an 'X' executive: 'If you are going to sign up to the hellscape that is Twitter. the least you can do is have it unfiltered. There's no point complaining about intolerance if you can't hear Lawrence Fox.'
One Twitter user was perplexed when someone suggested that if they wanted to ignore something unpleasant, they could just not look at Twitter: 'What?!? Where's the fun in that?'