US solar-panelled drone is - 'Saving the environment for bombing'.
One General explained: 'We’ve long been looking to establish a synergy between renewable energy and blowing s**t up. This follows our recent experiments into Biodegradable chemical weapons.
‘And we wanted to avoid innocent people being anxious about impeding death. The great thing about the new Drone is that it is really, really quiet. Now weddings, nurseries, allied troops can all be obliterated without the victims suspecting a thing'.