The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 3m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing. Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours. At this rate ‘Cancel Brexit’ will achieve less than a quarter of the support, [read...]
Revellers camped outside Parliament expressed dismay today after MPs debated proposals for their removal. The Europe-themed Mardis Gras on College Green became a fixture in 2018, attracting party-goers from across the political spectrum in a celebration of flag-waving, [read...]
The World Health Organisation has called together the planet’s leading medical scientists for a crisis conference, after admitting that they had yet to agree upon this year’s global health scare.
‘We may have a disaster on our hands.’ confessed Dr Paul Nunn of the WHO, [read...]
Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week. [read...]
The lethal infection may cause mass panic on a scale not seen since a Scottish swan was supposed to have died from Bird Flu. [read...]
