‘Anyone could’ve seen what was going on if only they’d bothered to look in the right place, which was under the table mostly’.
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‘They’ll probably be concealing illegal migrants from somewhere or other in the solar system just here to scrounge or take our British jobs’
‘Personally, I’m in favour of awarding rosettes for the least imaginative name, such as ‘Ian’ or ‘dog’.
Travelling light, Fiennes will sustain himself on locally-sourced balls of meat similar to beef.
‘When a customer is called ‘lard arse’, they can point to the label and say ‘no, diet lard arse’