A packet of biscuits will now have the power to allocate funding and police resources to areas most affected by crime in the Avon and Somerset region after a resounding win in the Police and crime commissioner elections. [read...]
Children across the world have united in a gigantic global fund raising event to raise £30m to help the BBC cope with the crises and scandals it faces. [read...]
Pete’s Baps, in a lay-by just off the M4, has once again reported greater profits than Starbucks. [read...]
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
Steaming bathtub, Auto-correct is to be effectively fried with Imodium effects, it has emerged. [read...]
