The practice has been hailed as one of the most therapeutic and life-affirming experiences the world can offer a sea mammal
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‘Cameron’s blend of smug self-assurance and empty rhetoric can only be a result of his being under-bullied as a child.’
Following the controversy, many famous people are avoiding death like the plague.
‘They’re just really rubbish tourists; they can’t even tan properly.’
The lethal infection may cause mass panic on a scale not seen since a Scottish swan was supposed to have died from Bird Flu.