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TV audience enlightened on complicated world affairs by Kathy Lette’s puns

it's all down to male sexual frustration ‘Men these days take more interest in the Volvo than the vulva!’

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‘Embarrassing Bodies – Greek Mythology Special’ a huge success, says Channel 4

'actually quite common, and easy to get get rid of'‘Viewers have described it as ‘entrancing’, ‘amazing’ and ‘a real eye-opener, especially the Cyclops’.

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Nigel Farage seeks TV debate in bikinis with Daily Mail’s Paul Dacre

could increase the Daily Mail's circulation if he had a column Paul Dacre ‘must also turn up in skimpy, alluring swimwear’

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Nick Robinson claims victory in coverage of leaders’ debate

'The question is; can he keep it up? The answer is, frankly, that nobody really knows.        Fiona?' ‘He was polished, relaxed and on health, immigration and the economy had all the best questions.’

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New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

wearer guaranteed to get poked, a lot.‘These glasses are an important step towards my ultimate ambition,’ said Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, ‘the complete destruction of normal human relations.’

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