A Buckinghamshire family have found themselves on the verge of destitution following a short stop over at Watford Gap Service Station on the M1. Speaking from a community foodbank in Newport Pagnell, Sarah Smith described how she and her husband Paul, [read...]
A pledge by a Telford man to foster the relaxed, chilled atmosphere from his recent holiday to Gran Canaria continues to go well, it was revealed today. The idea first occurred to Steve Vickers while reading the self-help guide ‘Flying home? [read...]
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
Black? Forget it! Hispanic? Madre Mia! Piss poor? Oh…pleeeeeze! Female, young and pretty? Great! Trophy wife. Female, old and fat? Hey woman, just get back in the kitchen. Gay? You know the answer… The USA is the place to be if you are a wealthy old white man. [read...]
The editor of the Daily Mail Geordie Greig has spontaneously combusted following reports that thousands of foreign rainclouds could be heading for the UK. Suspicions of a swamping were raised by the newspaper when BBC weather reporter Carol Kirkwood mentioned France and Ireland by name. [read...]
