Court staff came as witches, vampires and Egyptian mummies.
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‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’
‘The parents could have at least shoplifted a Transformers outfit.’
‘Britain, you downed 12 pints of lager, tried to start a fight with France and vomited on your shoes. You really need to up your game.’
Clive Tuck is reported to have driven his car off a cliff at a secluded beauty spot after first lashing his hands to the wheel and consuming an entire bottle of whiskey.