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‘During the final we feared that Gregg was going to spontaneously combust’
Stocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise
Attendees entertained into the night by drunken office workers.
There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.