Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must be defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from universities up and down Britain had studied every field of modern life and failed to find anything that is not gay. [read...]
To enter ‘Newsofthe World’ is to enter a magical kingdom where nothing is quite what it seems. All you need to bring with you, the brochures urge, is a suspension of your own disbelief. [read...]
A major UK Armed Forces Careers Day was declared a success by military chiefs after it passed without one reference to the reasonably high probability of becoming a fatality statistic upon signing up. [read...]
Donald Trump’s campaign to become President of the United States took another knock this week after his haircut controversially quit the team with just ten weeks to go till election day. The comb-over said that it could no longer work in such proximity to Donald’s mouth, [read...]
Officials from the Weston-Super-Mare tourist board have advised visitors heading to the town that Banksy’s dystopian nightmare bemusement park does not start ‘as soon as you leave Junction 21 on the M5 motorway’. [read...]
