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‘It’s not you, it’s me’ man is a real gent, agree feminists

‘It might be better if we could just be friends’

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Fear grow that missing Masterchef pair may have disappeared up own bums

‘During the final we feared that Gregg was going to spontaneously combust’

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Petrol stations stock up ahead of ‘last minute dad shopping’

she's simply going to love itStocking up on Peppa Pig merchandise

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Drunk office workers ‘a real hit’ at corporate entertainers’ Xmas party

Entertainers delighted by Graham from Accounts puking in the boss's desk tidyAttendees entertained into the night by drunken office workers.

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Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen

Same time next year, eh lads.There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.

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