The wearing of double denim at music gigs and festivals is to be banned from the 1st of June, announced music promoters today. As the popularity of Americana and country-based music continues to grow in the UK, [read...]
Following the news that the last male Northern White Rhino has died, David Attenborough has said that it is sad, but there are still loads more of other sorts of rhinos, so it could be worse. [read...]
The change is thought to have been prompted by the annoyance felt by the Lord Chef Justice that people kept doing it to him : ‘Only the other day, I came out of the High Court, [read...]
A study of one of Britain’s oldest business concerns has made a scathing attack on its archaic and inefficient practices. Its sheer inertia and lack of innovation have left it largely unchanged since around 1066. [read...]
The government has announced that it is to introduce a vote recycling scheme. It is understood that votes may be recycled at the polling station where they were first cast, whereupon any member of the electorate doing this will be credited with an ounce of common sense and promised five pounds off their income tax. [read...]
