‘If your marriage is on the rocks, if you have a drink problem and if you have got a hunch, my message to you is this: We will find you and we will hire you.’ [read...]
After months of top-secret excavation work, the results of a major Anglo-French construction project have been unveiled today: a brand-new extension of the Channel Tunnel that will take would-be migrants from Calais straight back to a currently undisclosed location in North Africa. [read...]
The continuing row over the licence fee escalated today, as the BBC rounded up all the celebrities it has under contract and got them to say how great it is. [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
‘Often the highest GCSE results come from boys who are soft as shite.’ [read...]
