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Italian waiter with normal sized pepper mill disappoints hen party
No amount of novelty devils horns and chocolate willies could raise a smile afterwards. [read...]
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Adolf Hitler ‘plays down’ racism claims ahead of 1936 Berlin Olympics
German leader, Aldolf Hitler has struck back at Jessie Owens’ recent appeals for people to stay away from the upcoming games, despite concerns that many foreigners may face racism during the event. [read...]
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Scientists access parallel universe where Ed Sheeran isn’t inexplicably popular
Physicists in Cern accidentally accessed a parallel universe to our own where the singer is about to start a City and Guilds qualification in Portable Appliance Testing after a year out travelling around Canada. [read...]
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Cameron admits trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub
Prime minister David Cameron has today admitted to trying to leave the embattled culture secretary Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. [read...]
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Unlucky man has all his Christmases come at once
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]