Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright
Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres
Schoolboy scientist foresaw technology would be used for inane rubbish
‘Chilling prediction of smiley punctuation’
Scientists abandon search for life at utility company call centres
‘After spending 40 minutes listening to hold music, we’re better off trying to contact extra terrestrials many light years from earth,’ concluded scientists.
TV first as ‘last time’ and ‘next time’ fill entire episode
Programme consisted entirely of a summary of the story from the last programme and next.
Hogwarts becomes second free school closed in a week
Ghosts were being used as teaching assistants without any CRB checks.
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