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Hot summer ‘could wipe out Goth population’, experts warn
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
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Office worker torn between ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’
A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
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Loss Adjuster comes out of retirement for ‘one last job’
When Clive Barnes of Barnes & Snodgrass Loss Adjusters turned up unannounced at the Costa del Sol villa of his former colleague Trevor Clark his wife Angie knew what it meant.
‘Trevor promised me years ago that he’d given up the loss adjusting game for good but when Clive turned up I knew that he wouldn’t be able to resist one last job’ [read...]
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Caravanning in Rhyl the only viable option left for cash poor Greek holidaymakers
Tough restrictions on how much cash can be withdrawn from Greek banks have left citizens with no choice but to be slightly less ambitious with their holiday plans this summer, it has emerged. [read...]
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New ITV cyber detective drama hero will clean up streets and hard drive
The world of TV Detective shows looks set for a new hero, with the release of ITV’s prime-time autumn schedules today. A major new fictional drama will follow the trials and tribulations of a desktop computer Crimcatch, [read...]