Taking inspiration from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, the outgoing FIFA president has fled over the Swiss mountains dressed as a Bavarian singing troupe. Resplendent in pigtails and lederhosen, Mr Blatter has escaped an oppressive fascist regime in search of eight-part harmonies and no extradition treaty. [read...]
EastEnders has been blazing a trail since its very first episode in 1985, and over the years has brought us a remarkable number of TV firsts, not least when pivotal character “Dirty” Den Watts was assassinated then mysteriously returned to the show, [read...]
The government has admitted that the new Centre for Climate Repair at Cambridge University is actually led by a consortium of James Bond villains who have convinced politicians to hand out more than one million pounds for so-called “geo-engineering research” or else climate change “will destroy the world.” [read...]
In an already over-saturated market a new Dating App has been launched with a big difference that the designers are hoping will set it apart from the rest. The App called ‘In Your Dreams’ is for men and women who have no intention of pursuing a relationship but want the world to know what a… [read...]
After nearly three years in the making the Brexit garden, designed in collaboration with experts, renowned designers and votes from the general public is causing a major rift among Royal Horticultural Society judges. Entitled ‘Pull up the Ramparts’ the installation features a crumbling castle representing an English man’s home, [read...]
