Kate Middleton signs for ‘Disney Princesses’
She now joins Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and that Red Indian one that wasn’t really a princess but what the hey.
Local Lothario celebrates eighth full year of paternity leave
Grobbelaar (27), from Liverpool, received the happy news via text message from current girlfriend Sandy Twittock, whilst feeling up her sister in the snug of The Philanderer’s Arms.
43,000 mile cab ride was ‘shortcut’ claims driver
‘We had suspicions that something was awry about six months into the journey; our concerns about the tuk tuks and elephants were blamed on ‘temp’ry roadworks in Russell Square’
Streatham man’s Corsa and bangin’ sound system deployed in Olympic terror fight
The Corsa is believed to be a last minute replacement for the MoD’s own anti-terrorist sonic weaponry ‘Project Twisted Firestarter.’ The multi-billion dollar collaboration between the Ministries of Defence and Sound is now running an estimated three years behind schedule and fifteen years behind musical trends.
Mr. Muscle banned from competing at London Olympics
The British Olympic Association say they have banned a leading bathroom and toilet cleanser from competing at the London 2012 Olympics after the cleaning fluid failed a random drugs test.
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