The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian.
Teenage boys will soon need little encouragement to get on their bikes with the introduction of a range of new cycle racks for schools.
In an unexpected twist, the financial regulator has confirmed that the National Sperm Bank has been ‘manipulating the semen exchange system’.
Footage of celebratory boffins has been beamed across the world today in a landmark experiment to better understand these mysterious academics.
Shane MacGowan has become the latest figure to be ruled out of chairing the Government’s enquiry into child abuse today, after photographs which appear to show the ex-Pogues frontman in a social setting with former Home Secretary Leon Brittan were published in The Daily Mail.