The world of casual troilism was turned on its head yesterday – and not in a good way – when a slightly overweight middle-aged man was shunned by two firm-breasted horny lesbians after walking in on them in the middle of a steamy girl-on-girl love-making session at their home.
‘I’d come to read their gas meter, and on finding their door ajar, I just walked in. I could hear them upstairs in the bedroom, so I thought I’d better let them know I needed to have a look in the cupboard under their stairs. I couldn’t believe it when I clapped eyes on them, a writhing knot of oiled limbs on the bed, moaning in ecstasy, their tongues delicately teasing each others love buttons.’
What happened next, though, was even more shocking.
‘I cleared my throat, expecting them to look up and notice I was getting turned on, but instead of eyeing my throbbing member and telling me that it was a shame to let it go to waste, they told me to f**k off out of their house.’
The two women, one the horny soaped-up lesbian current affairs correspondant SugarTits69, known for her ‘View From The Mound' blog, the other her super-hot firm-breasted Japanese girlfriend Akiko, defended their actions saying that while they usually loved inviting middle-aged balding men to join in their lesbian love-making romps, for no-strings fun that totally would never get back to their wives, on this occasion they were coming to the end of a six-hour multiple orgasm and were beginning to chafe quite badly.
They also apologised to the pizza delivery guy for paying in cash this time.