The Senate has approved $120bn earmarked for an 'asteroid enabling fund’. The White House Press Secretary was forced to concede that there were positives to the end of civilization: ‘It distracts from bad news, it keeps our commitment to curb immigration and allows the Cockroaches to become our overlords.'
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Amid reports that up to 30 members of staff, interior decorators and family members met indoors to celebrate Boris Johnson's birthday during lockdown, the government has insisted that the whole meeting was carried out in compliance with COVID rules..
'The singing of Happy Birthday was carried out twice while the chef who cut the cake washed his hands, in line with government guidance at the time, said a spokesperson..
Responding to critics that the Prime Minister risked spreading Covid particles by blowing out the candles the government spokesman replied that removing a fire risk was an acceptable reason for not wearing a mask and was carried out entirely in the public interest.
