A fracking spokesman said: ‘To all those tree-huggers, granola addicts – if it wasn’t for toxic sludge, where would we get Ninja Turtles, huh? Hydraulic drilling does not cause cancer. It pollutes water. And polluted water causes cancer. Which is a completely different thing.’
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Permanent US resident Rishi Sunak waved his green card in everyones faces and explained how his wife had avoided millions in tax. This was due to her non-dom status and her proximity to his side of the duvet: 'It's very simple - it's not a scam. We're rich. Filthy rich, to be precise. That means laws exist to keep us rich. Laws you all voted for, I might add. Look, I don't make the rules. HMRC does - and they work for me.'
