Who doesn’t want methane gas in their shower?

A fracking spokesman said: ‘To all those tree-huggers, granola addicts – if it wasn’t for toxic sludge, where would we get Ninja Turtles, huh? Hydraulic drilling does not cause cancer. It pollutes water. And polluted water causes cancer. Which is a completely different thing.’

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