Popular dominatrix beating off clients with a stick

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Sunak commiserates with Lionesses, saying he struggles to achieve goals too

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Gary Was Beginning to Regret Not Having Had a Wee Before he Began his Non-Stop Rapathon

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Rishi Sunak announces new vision for PMQs." (APepper)

"Ken Bruce let himself go a bit on leaving Radio 2." (Midfield Diamond)