The Cornet Section Performs a Variation on Mr Whippy’s Greensleeves Melody.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"I think ordering the mushy pea flavoured cones was a mistake." (Lockjaw);

"That's an unusual flavour - it kinda lingers." (Sinnick)

US criminals queueing up to join National Guard

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Zoo with just one dog found to be Shih Tzu

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