Security forces had no choice but to release the armed man who attempted to assassinate US President Donald Trump after he claimed he was only trying to bring about ‘regime change’ at the head of US politics. The gunman pointed out that either killing or kidnapping elected leaders of foreign countries was exactly how the USA chose to bring about regime change at the top and was only following Donald Trump’s lead.
After a brief discussion behind closed doors White House officials concluded the gunman had quite rightly chosen the American way of removing elected heads of state and that he had nothing to answer for. The gunman was released late last night without charge after receiving an apology from Security Forces for their heavy handling of the situation.
‘We apologised to the gunmen and assured him that he or any future gunmen who tried to assassinate the President in an attempt to bring about regime change would not be apprehended or challenged. It is how we do things here in the USA…..he was only trying to uphold the law as we see it.
He is a fine upstanding citizen and a leading example to all Americans who care about their country. He was only trying to make America great again. Although in future he might want to think about using high explosives rather than a hand-held weapon....that way you get to take out more people and it looks a whole lot better on Fox News.
Think of the hits on Truth Social
An impatient public are unimpressed by Sabastian Sawe's world record and have demanded that he up his game. Said one bored spectator, 'Once you've broken the two hour mark, surely the next landmark is one hour? Trimming minutes off it is bull$hit, he's not trying. Has he thought about sprinting instead of jogging?'
To help him, the public have made useful suggestions, such as running down hill, trying half the distance or even a relay? There is a growing sense that the marathon would be so much faster on bicycles.
'A one hour marathon is doable given we can put a man on the moon-after all, just think how high he had to jump.'