Dunkirk Re-Enactment Slammed for "Several Historical Inaccuracies."

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Sharks demand clearer menu photos." (Sydalg);

"'Our policy on sewage treatment can end the nightmare of overcrowded beaches for ever' announces Southern Water." (Midfield Diamond.)

Mick Hucknall Comeback Tour Cursed by Angry Poltergeist.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"Neil Young improvises a juggling act after mistakenly turning up at the Glastonbury Circus Stage instead of the Pyramid." (Midfield Diamond)

"Comedian struck by attack of microphobia." (Sirlupus);

Special Award to FlashArry for his efforts in recycling:

"Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis"

The 'Sorting Out Danny' Project Just Needed One Final Push

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"Serious question, Maria. When is your grandmother going to stop following us around with her camera?" (DickEveryman);

"I know it’s been a bad year, it's probably best you do jump. Don't worry I will find someone." (DocHoliday)