"Strictly" to be Run With Reduced Budget This Year.

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"'The Defenestration of Prague' as told through the medium of interpretive dance." (FlashArry);

"National Wallflower Society’s annual dance meet gets underway." (DickEveryman).

"Come now, Mrs Newark, you Knew the General Anaesthetic is Only for Premium Members, There's no Point Getting all Upset About it now."

Winner: Adrian Bamforth

Runners-Up:

""Clearly no heart, let's see if Netanyahu has a brain."" (Granger);

""Yes, I studied keyhole surgery at Yale."" (DickEveryman)

This Gender Reveal Leaves More Questions Than Answers.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Met Office announces limited-time ​rollout of LGBTQ rain to mark annual Eurovision Song Contest." (Conor McReynolds);

"Maria's dandruff problem was getting weird." (Sinnick)