"This is how I Would Talk to my Millennial Children. If They Still Spoke to me. "
- Kit Caboodle

- Aug 18, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Aug 24, 2025
Winner: Joe

Runners-Up:
"…and now, juggling four invisible objects…" (FlashArry);
"May I present the Emperor's new baby?" (Lockjaw).




