Larry had Significantly Increased the Voltage on his Hand Buzzer.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Body doubles for King Charles and Zelenskyy 'unconvincing'" (Deskpilot);

"Try as he might he couldn’t shake off his Grindr date." (DickEveryman)

Police Release Still Image of Invisible Man Making Lewd Comments.

Winner: JimSkinz

Runners-Up:

"To truly become one with the bench you must first dress as the bench." (MrQ);

"The 12:47 flasher was late. Funny the things you miss." (FlashArry)

The Athenaeum Club Relaxes its Membership Rules.

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

"Newly appointed US Ambassador and entourage arrive for first official function on UK soil." (FlashArry);

"No shortage of eager applicants as Amazon launches search for new James Bond." (DickEveryman)