Updated: Nov 12, 2023
Winner: Jack the Quipper
Runners-Up:
"World's first conjoined sextuplets revealed." (Simon J James);
"Sophie knew she should have worn a massive scarf and now she knew that they all secretly hated her." (BigBadBob).
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Updated: Nov 6, 2023
Winner: Jobo
Runners-Up:
"The crew were beginning to realise that the bag of "magic mushrooms" they had bought had just been a Cup-a-Soup." (Lockjaw);
"I'm not saying I'm bored, but this will be the 35th night we've tried to summon the Prince of Darkness." (JeremyHowell10);
Meta Award: "So you say this tree had arms? Amazing!" (Flash Arry).
Updated: Oct 29, 2023
Winner: APepper
Runners-Up:
"Scientists unveil tree and homo sapien hybrid: the Yewman Being." (JimSkinz);
"In Britain's raunchiest National Park, the Nude Forest." (Sirlupus).
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