Updated: Jul 23
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Scientists at the Albert Hall discover evidence of Hitler’s last visit fernandomando
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Researchers prove Paul Hollywood’s sourdough starter has become self-aware fernandomando
Scientists try to find a way to put the President's brain back in again robfalconer
Isle of Wight scientists create cultural dessert fernandomando
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Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo. apepper
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Arctic bar ‘The Cheeky Penguin’ now serving urine at minus 40 degrees centigrade. fernandomando
You mean we're not supposed to sit in front of the fridge with the door open all day? robfalconer
The first bushtucker trial on Svalbard was to drink each other's urine. You'll be surprised at what happens next. Sinnick
Delegates share a joke at the global warming deniers convention. adrianbamforth
The support group for people who think the thermostat should never exceed 16°C was, predictably, a warm and friendly affair. fernandomando
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Me too- a WhatsApp from Uncle Nigel asking me to open a crypto wallet for him. sirlupus
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A Norton 360 VPN, and we're back on Porn Hub baby! custardcream
Is it weird that we can direct air strikes on Iran like this? jeremynh
Heartwarming scene as two children create cherished memories for Apple’s shareholders. fernandomando
Hey! There's instructions on this website for how to take a backpack OFF. writinginbsl
Children watch in delight as Andy Burnham announces he will give social media back to them. Arborio Mulling
Neither victim saw the runaway bus that would soon end their lives. agstilp
Does dick pic have 2 k's? granger
