Paulie and Ginger Dick were Desperately Trying to Make Knee-Hats a Thing.

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Liverpool supporter decides punching himself in the face better than watching the footie." (Sinnick);

"Chuck was wearing his meaningful look that no one knew the meaning of." (TonyMc)

Reeves Unveils Budget Strategy.

Winner: SirLupus

Runners-Up:

"At the White Supremacist Bingo Hall, everyone loved Lucky Heather." (Midfield Diamond);

"Helen's habit of punching everyone who took a card was beginning to annoy the regulars." (FlashArry)

Owners of Cars with LED Lights Still Deny There is a Problem with Their Luminescence.

Winner: WritinginBSL

Runners-Up:

"Fleeing from the searchlights and hounds, Carruthers regretted accepting His Lordship's invite to the Hunt." (TonyMc);

"Fugitive spotted on the Sandringham estate." (Dick Everyman)