Russia's New Method of Locating Landmines Condemned by UN.

Winner: JimSkinz

Runners-Up:

"If you're happy and you know it, ignore the sewage *clap clap*." (Bill Clay);

""Mummy! I can't remember where I buried Thomas!"" (Flash Arry)

"Apparently, She's Lost her Sheep and Doesn't Know Where to Find Them."

Winner: JeremyHowell10

Runners-Up:

"I don't like to gossip, but I think she's just eaten young Josie." (Sinnick);

"It's always the same, we're only here as eye candy" (APepper)

A Photo of the Last Small Boat in the UK Taken Seconds Before the Braverman Ordered Drone Strike Hit

Winner: Bill Clay

Runners-Up:

"HS2 proposed downgrade "disappointing"" (APepper);

"Too cheap to splash out on cyanide or a hitman, Dave settled for the "boating accident" option." (Sydalg)