Runners Up: 'Reg and Doreen regretted asking their genie to make being ill more bearable' (FlashArry), 'As he readied the towels, Bear rued the day he had told Monkey about the "third way" of taking someone's temperature' (Paul L)
Runners Up: 'Don't tell anyone but there's a quadruple vodka in this, Gavin Williamson's top aide admits after a tough week' (jimskinz), 'Unbelievable but drinking this canal water keeps your teeth white and puts a sparkle in your eyes!' (Not titus)