Claude Monet's 'Woman in Long Puffa Coat with Mobile Phone', "Possibly a Fake," Says Expert.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up: "Hide Park." (Midfield Diamond); "I'm coming home. Turns out it's a group for smogwalkers." (Peter Halpin).

Outrage as Protestor Glues Himself to A# Minor.

Winner: Myke

Runners-Up: "Why oh why shouldn't this white actor play Louis Armstrong, demands Daily Mail." (Sydalg);

"Meet horny men in your area. Premium rates apply." (Camz).

Miss Jones had Navigated her Way Through the Glass Walls. Now it was Time for the Glass Ceiling…

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up: "Why’s everyone running away from reactor number three?" (Myke); "In a moment of clarity, Susan realised the Marketing Department was just a figment of everyone's imagination." (Flash Arry).