Only Survivor of Brexit Reaches Sunlit Uplands.

Winner: apepper

Runners-Up: "UN veto new minefield clearance technique" (Flash Arry); "Being sent out to get a lettuce wasn't as easy as it used to be." (Deskpilot).

The Baltic Fashion Police Come Down Hard on Wearing Last Season's Outfits.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up: "The Scandi noir treatment of Worzel Gummidge was considered a little too controversial by the BBC." (Hokeyloki); "When using public transport, always give a clear and unambiguous signal that you want the bus to stop." (Flash Arry).

"Oh Look, A Shooting Star! Quick, Make A Wish…"

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up: "I'm telling you, Simon, the left-wing economic establishment is trying to bring us down!" (Martyn Casserly); "Graham and Barbara were furious when Extinction Rebellion blocked the road." (Myke).