"So, From This Exact Location we Should now be Able to Book an Online GP Appointment."

Winner: DeskPilot

Runners-Up:

"And this is me after the whale spat me out." (DickEveryman);

"Coastguard advice is to avoid looking like Venezuelan fishermen." (Midfield Diamond).

Big Turnout for Charlie Kirk Resurrection.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"World's tallest man gives speech." (MrQ);

"MAGA supporters told to look out for earthworms." (APepper).

Susan’s IKEA Sleep-in Enters Seventh Day.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"In her imagination, Nadine Dorries was still young." (deskpilot);

"Family fed, house cleaned, conscience clear, a Republican wife can sleep soundly." (TonyMc)