The Rome Base-Jumping Team may have Forgotten Some Important Equipment

Winer: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Put the gun down, Your Holiness. We'll do whatever you say!" (JeremyNH);

"The Kimmerson family practice their 'synchronised surrender to ICE' move prior to vacationing in the US." (FlashArry).

Woman Coughs Up Entire Dog.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Reform launch their youth wing." (AdrianBamforth)

"I'm going to own up. You didn't sleep a wink because I put a pea under your mattress. On the plus side, you are a real princess." (Deskpilot).

"...And then we were Trapped in Finland for Ten Days. Had to Eat Rudolph, I'm Afraid."

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"So has Jimmy fixed it for you before?" (Granger);

"Ho, ho, ho! Evri child disappointed!" (JeremyNH).