And this is the new No.10 North

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And this is the new No.10 North by Matilda/Sinnick

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The age old trick of baking bread and cooking fresh coffee to make homes appear attractive, inevitably becomes the norm when flogging caravans modelmaker

Debbie had assumed Harry was an opera singer when he said he had a Nissan Dormer robfalconer

Sharon was disappointed with her promised holiday to Kam Ping  robfalconer

If he says ,this is better than a hotel one more time , he's getting this hot coffee over his nuts. tonymc

Dave could only get aroused if they did it in a doll's house while drinking Fairtrade coffee from a plastic cup. sydalg

National Trust condemns new ‘Meth Lab & Tea’ Heritage Experience fernandomando

Scientists at the Albert Hall discover evidence of Hitler’s last visit

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Scientists at the Albert Hall discover evidence of Hitler’s last visit  fernandomando

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Researchers prove Paul Hollywood’s sourdough starter has become self-aware fernandomando

Scientists try to find a way to put the President's brain back in again robfalconer

Isle of Wight scientists create cultural dessert fernandomando

Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo.

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Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo. apepper

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Arctic bar ‘The Cheeky Penguin’ now serving urine at minus 40 degrees centigrade. fernandomando

You mean we're not supposed to sit in front of the fridge with the door open all day? robfalconer

The first bushtucker trial on Svalbard was to drink each other's urine. You'll be surprised at what happens next. Sinnick

Delegates share a joke at the global warming deniers convention. adrianbamforth

The support group for people who think the thermostat should never exceed 16°C was, predictably, a warm and friendly affair. fernandomando