Harrogate fairground faces ruin after marching band steals entire supply of candy floss

WINNER: jimskinz

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Brexit related shortages in orange dye create havoc for Ulster Unionists (from Bobski)

Appalling Deep Purple tribute act hounded out of Legoland. (from SteveB)

The Purple Ronnie-themed Orange Parade did not sit well with some marchers (from FlashArry)

Boris hails return to normal (from apepper)

Pride Boys apprehensive about meeting the Proud Boys (from Sinnick)

'Scantily clad' Siberian student risks frostbite celebrating exam results for photographer

Winner: FlashArry

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Initial design flaw emerges after launch of velcro hat and mittens innovation (from Danny Soz)

Woman unhappy with her MittenHat purchase. (from Lockjaw)

Good morning. I'm reporting to you today from Ann Widdecombe's vagina. (from SteveB)

Latest entry in the hat, scarf and mitten uncoordinated knitwear competition revealed (from Midfield Diamond)

Upon waking up John's first thought was where was his tent?

WINNER: Paul L.

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Blade of grass 'snuff-movie' condemned by horrified meadow (from FlashArry)

It’s not me, it’s ewe. (from Midfield Diamond)

Lambcam captures first evidence of sheep bogeys. (from SteveB)