Updated: Jul 18, 2021
WINNER: Midfield Diamond
RUNNERS UP
Men of Stepford unsure what to make of their new wives (from Paul L)
Struggling Holiday Inn chain lets all department heads go. (from SteveB)
Holiday Inn issue surprising warning to negative TripAdvisor reviewers. (from jamesallen)
Updated: Jul 10, 2021
Winner: Midfield Diamond
RUNNERS UP:
Keir Starmer converts to Islam to secure the Muslim vote. (from Lockjaw)
After only 90mins with Keir Starmer half full pint of beer feels half empty (from Paul L)
Sir Keir gleefully accepted the lap dance. (from jamesallen)
Updated: Jun 27, 2021
WINNER from Paul L
RUNNERS UP
Further accusations of 'contract cronyism' as new government approved oximeter revealed (FlashArry)
We did say Brexit might be a bit painful at first but it really is a wonderful idea! (Granger)
Matt Hancock 'entirely satisfied' with the quality of new Chinese-sourced covid test kits. (deskpilot3)
