'It's what the BBC does best, making low-cost docudramas about real events,' said a BBC spokesman today. 'With worldwide syndication costs expected to bring in about $5 Billion and production costs estimated at about thirty quid then the Beeb breaks even if it loses, launches another radio station if it wins,' he added. 'Or can afford to keep paying Kuenssberg her salary for another year'.
The docudrama is expected to include real footage from the Trump statement it edited on Panorama intertwined with the broadcast version on Panorama (with subtitles alerting viewers the former was by a certifiable crackpot and the latter was edited by one, too). Then there will be the dramatised courtroom segment intercut with the lawyers talking out of court, discussing strategy, legal points and which Ferrari the case will buy them (both sides). A pair of mock juries will be shown the drama, each with a unique twist (one based on truth and the other based on Truth Social), with opposite results expected.
The BBC hope they can convince President Trump himself to appear in a cameo that will lend authenticity to his character while destroying his real-time court case. Alternatively they hope the BBC lawyers can get him to appear in the real court case just to destroy his real-time court case. Both options are preferred.
'There's a lot riding on this,' said the BBC spokesman, 'including my bonus.
Panorama are understood to be making a documentary about the docudrama about the Panorama show that spawned the docudrama. They are also planning a Panorama about the furore expected about them making a documentary about the Panorama show that spawned the docudrama. There might be a docudrama about that, too. 'Trust me, the BBC isn't going anywhere fast, ' said the spokesman.
