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YES..I..THINK..THIS..IS..A..REALLY..GOOD..IDEA..!
Distorters of arguments everywhere, took to social media to defend someone you have a) no beef with, b) no interest in or c) have, literally, never heard of. In one angry tweet, one attention seeker demanded: ‘Anyone who does not support witches, should be burnt as a witch!’.
A 38-page Mumsnet thread, quickly hyperventilated: ‘I am outraged, that anyone would support the strangling of puppies. I know, no one has said this or actually done this, but your lack of apology about harming fictitious puppies, is clear evidence that you are a puppy killer…and a Nazi. Although I’m not sure how I got to that last one’.
StrawMan himself, was unavailable for comment, but friends say he prefers to live and let live. Commented one blogger: ‘Of course he would say something like that, he’s clearly a Woke snowflake, Neo-liberal-shill or a Warmongering Redneck…or….or…some d$ck made out of hay’.
Image from Pixabay:
https://pixabay.com/photos/witch-fantasy-crow-fear-terror-2670208/
Authorities in Ukraine have turned away a van entering Mariupol carrying Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen, Carol Smilie, a camera and 50 tins of fuchsia wall paint.
Authorities described the presence of the Changing Rooms team as 'adding insult to injury' and begged them not to touch anything.
When asked to comment, Llewellyn-Bowen said, ‘To be honest, I got there and it all looked pretty good to me as is.’
Image from Pixabay by ArtTower
