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We take recycling seriously here at NewBiscuit. Not only did we recycle hundreds of funny stories and thousands of one-line gags for last year's anthology, we're continuing to recycle them. We've even recycled the Amazon hyperlink - it's there, on the image above these words - go on, push it, you know you want to.


They've only gone and done it again, despite the court order. The editorial team at NewsBiscuit have compiled another anthology of stories, one-liners and cartoons covering an otherwise quiet twelve-month period in the UK and outside world with fake news, news which should have been fake and sometimes just something that feels funny. The last bit was aimed at the last remaining GP in UK, just in case they're working today. The stories might make you laugh, they might make you cry, but at least they haven't crashed the economy - yet. We have Prime Ministers for that!


Over 1000 short stories and more than 200 headlines culled from the daily output from September 2021 through to the end of August 2022, all put together in a cynical ploy to fund the UK's oldest and best fake news website - NewsBiscuit.com. NewsBiscuit exists to provide a writing outlet for hundreds of established and aspirational comedy writers and to post a daily dose of humour designed to distract tens of thousands of people from working, restoring the economy or otherwise making a useful contribution to society - 365 days a year, most years (we stretch to 366 days a year now and then for reasons we haven't quite understood).




We'd like to introduce you to Lokiwit.org, a website that republishes satire the site likes as well as provides other fun stuff to keep your brain engaged, including puzzles and personal views on all sorts. Please take the time to have a wander through the pages. The site admits to being an unashamedly amateur site containing serious and funny stuff that interests the site owners with sides of puzzles and quizzes, however we're impressed, so why not take a look?





Looking for a stocking filler? Want to buy the perfect gift? Want to drop the ultimate hint to your partner?*


Earth to be Recycled and other stories is the 2022 NewsBiscuit annual now available from Amazon in Hardback, Paperback and eBook versions. With over 1000 short comedic stories, 12 pages of one-line gags and a fair sprinkling of NewsBiscuit cartoons the book makes the perfect Christmas gift.


*Pint this page out and leave it lying around, or hack into their tablet and bookmark the page. It's not that illegal, surely?



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