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Scientists at the Institute for Extreme Intelligence in Switzerland have trained a LLM (Large Language Model) to predict President Trump's behavior. They have had remarkable success in accurately predicting his next move, which runs counter to many peoples' view that Trump is utterly unpredictable.


After validating the predictions over the last two months they were astonished at how accurate the LLM had become. "We saw a 98% correspondence between the LLM's predictions and Trump's own actions" they said. The model has real implications for use in financial trading, where it can be used by traders and investors to avoid being stung by sudden swings in the stock markets.


The potential value of the software, however, may have been undercut by something they asked the LLM to do. "It functions like a very intelligent chatbot" they said "So we thought, why not ask it, how do you make these predictions so accurately?" Unfortunately, its answer may have given the game away, meaning the financial world can make the predictions themselves, without buying a license for the LLM.


When they asked about the basis for the predictions, it answered simply: "Within his political and legal constraints, using misleading words, he will do whatever is in Putin's best interests."


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Hackers have released new AI generated images of Donald Trump.


The US President has already posted an AI generated image of himself dressed up as the Pope. This clearly takes cosplay to a new level, and we can only hope that the President didn’t get himself too excited. Devout Catholics were not best pleased.


Next we saw the AI generated picture in which Donald Trump tries to appeal to Star Wars nerds by posting an image of himself with a lightsabre on May the Fourth. This stunt has backfired somewhat, as the nerds have pointed out that the President has a red light sabre, which puts him on the baddies side, not the goodies. Awkward.


The newly released images appear to reveal a lot about the inner workings of the Donald’s mind.


There are images of Donald Trump as various historical figures, including Hitler, Ghenghis Khan, Sadiq Khan (he probably thinks they are related), Julius Caesar (‘Roman salad guy’), Winston Churchill (‘beach fighter guy’), Sitting Bull, Mussolini and Henry VIII. In the last image Trump (as Henry VIII) is shown in traditional Elizabethan dress, with his trademark too-long-red-tie over the top. A fashion disaster.


In some images, Donald Trump is toying with his Inner Russian, so to speak, as he is pictured as Lenin, Tolstoy, Rasputin and, alarmingly, as a topless Vladimir Putin, fighting a bear.


And there are some weirder concoctions, where Trump imagines himself as Cleopatra (the Elizabeth Taylor version), Mother Theresa, Joan of Arc, Hillary Clinton, and all three of The Supremes. We’re not sure that any of these images comply with Trump’s own policies on gender identity. Just for private use, perhaps.


Trump also appears as some stars of stage and screen, with AI generated images of himself as Kermit, Minnie Mouse (JD Vance appears alongside as Goofy), and the film director Orson Wells (this image is captioned Awesome Wells – maybe Trump thinks that’s what his name is).


And finally, there are images of Donald Trump as various sporting heroes, including Magic Johnson, Babe Ruth, Muhammed Ali, and Judd Trump (he probably thinks they are related).


The White House has said that it will not comment on the leaked images. We understand, however, the Donald Trump has signed an Executive Order to make viewing, transmitting, sharing and thinking about the images, a capital OFFENCE.



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