Democrats desperate to avoid any kind of policy or candidate not born in the Victorian era, are throwing the kitchen sink at Donald Trump and even the odd bullet. So resolute is their commitment to ballsing up this election, they are willing to cosplay the Manchurian candidate, rather than admit Biden is one sandwich short of a picnic.
Even the failed assassination attempt on Trump had all the hallmarks of incompetence born of dementia. When asked if there should be greater gun control, doddering Joe Biden replied: 'What's a gun?'