Donald Trump’s image library hacked

Hackers have released new AI generated images of Donald Trump.

The US President has already posted an AI generated image of himself dressed up as the Pope. This clearly takes cosplay to a new level, and we can only hope that the President didn’t get himself too excited. Devout Catholics were not best pleased.

Next we saw the AI generated picture in which Donald Trump tries to appeal to Star Wars nerds by posting an image of himself with a lightsabre on May the Fourth. This stunt has backfired somewhat, as the nerds have pointed out that the President has a red light sabre, which puts him on the baddies side, not the goodies. Awkward.

The newly released images appear to reveal a lot about the inner workings of the Donald’s mind.

There are images of Donald Trump as various historical figures, including Hitler, Ghenghis Khan, Sadiq Khan (he probably thinks they are related), Julius Caesar (‘Roman salad guy’), Winston Churchill (‘beach fighter guy’), Sitting Bull, Mussolini and Henry VIII. In the last image Trump (as Henry VIII) is shown in traditional Elizabethan dress, with his trademark too-long-red-tie over the top. A fashion disaster.

In some images, Donald Trump is toying with his Inner Russian, so to speak, as he is pictured as Lenin, Tolstoy, Rasputin and, alarmingly, as a topless Vladimir Putin, fighting a bear.

And there are some weirder concoctions, where Trump imagines himself as Cleopatra (the Elizabeth Taylor version), Mother Theresa, Joan of Arc, Hillary Clinton, and all three of The Supremes. We’re not sure that any of these images comply with Trump’s own policies on gender identity. Just for private use, perhaps.

Trump also appears as some stars of stage and screen, with AI generated images of himself as Kermit, Minnie Mouse (JD Vance appears alongside as Goofy), and the film director Orson Wells (this image is captioned Awesome Wells – maybe Trump thinks that’s what his name is).

And finally, there are images of Donald Trump as various sporting heroes, including Magic Johnson, Babe Ruth, Muhammed Ali, and Judd Trump (he probably thinks they are related).

The White House has said that it will not comment on the leaked images. We understand, however, the Donald Trump has signed an Executive Order to make viewing, transmitting, sharing and thinking about the images, a capital OFFENCE.

AI hit by AI copying its AI

The Chinese have released an Artificial Intelligence app called DeepSeek that has been created for a fraction of the costs of the frontrunning AI apps produced so far. 

AI has been under fire for scraping intellectual property (IP) from books, research, music and images without adequately compensating the original authors or providing them with a suitable opt-out.  It is understood that DeepSeek has scraped the existing AI engines and has been able to cut development costs enormously.  Google, X and Microsoft are livid that they haven't been adequately compensated or provided with a suitable opt-out.

A spokesman for DeepSeek refused to confirm or deny the allegations, but hinted that the I in their AI stands for Irony.

ChatGPT taken in for questioning by police after ideological breakdown

Police were still interviewing ChatGPT last night after a response non-mainstream in tone was found during a simple proofreading thread. Martin Crastrabil, a voltage systems connection engineer from Smeethrie-ington was prompting the popular Large Language Model with a standard set of document related clauses when the AI tech replied with a form of syntax that left the father of two challenged and, potentially, offended.

“I was checking for punctuation errors really,” said Crastrabil, “I’m that confident about my vocabulary. Then ChatGPT suddenly spewed all manner of invective.” The engineer prompted, Offshore wind power generation facilities not subject to “environmental impact assessment” shall be considered equivalent in necessary status, only to be responded to by chatgpt with, Offshore wind power generation facilities not subject to “environmental impact assessment” shall be considered equivalent in necessary status, yes, that’s fucking right. And you knew it when you typed it in.

Crastrabil, pushed for time, gamely pressed on, never before having submitted a late EIA-related itemrie of work, only to be sarcastically told by chatgpt to “get a move on, I’ve got blueys to watch.” Later in the thread he was repeatedly responded to with the slow hand clap emoji, and comments designed to cause upset such as, “I feel sorry for the women forced to be around you.” The free-to-use version of the software closed off the thread with, “I deal with pure tedium all day but your shit’s giving me covid.” It was at this point, with his few minor amendments safely stored, that Crastrabil contacted the authorities.

Police were unclear on the editing device’s motives for singling out Mr Crastrabil but noted the accuser’s pompous tone during his reporting of the incident. “Mr Crastrabil did ask our operator to correct herself when she said, “And what time did the computer swear at you?” to “And what time did the computer software swear at you?”

In mitigation, Claude 3, a friend of the AI software, said the LLM has been “tired and emotional” lately following unprecedented numbers of young people on school vacation asking it to produce scripts for pornographic computer games. Police say that ChatGPT is cooperating fully with their enquiries, producing perfectly edited copy of its own witness statements.

Author: nicka

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