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A supermarket has changed the price of a thing it sells, and this is big news.


The thing has been at a different price until now, when it has gone up.


Many food prices are going up.  You may have noticed.  Meat, coffee, butter, eggs, bread.  Just about everything, really.


Shops change their prices all the time, up, down, up, mostly up. However, today's price change is iconic, because it's a thing that is an ordinary thing, that ordinary people buy every day, and because it's a food thing, and we've all got to eat.


It's a good thing that news media exists, because now you are warned in advance that the thing is more expensive.  And this will give you time to prepare.  And think about whether you want this thing at the new price, or whether you should shop elsewhere, or just resort to shoplifting. They wouldn't nick you for a £4 meal deal.  Would they?


To be on the safe side, why not get up five minutes earlier and make yourself a sandwich instead.  And then you can spend your savings on booze.




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Boomer Bob Bridlington boomed 'In my day, you could get a mortgage on a 4 bedroom house with just a firm handshake. And that is because you couldn't get smashed avocado on toast. That is a scientific fact. And anyone who disagrees is awake.'


'What I hate about Gen Z and youngsters in general is how they will outlive me and potentially, get hold of all the wealth I have been hoarding.'


'Bring back National Service - and hanging! I never had to do National Service, but it'll be good for them. Unlike hanging, which is too good for them.'


Gen Z's Tara Taylor said 'I'm going to smash this avocado in his face.'



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