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Digital ID just like NHS, says erroneous f$ckwit


The Labour Party are still pushing their horrendous ID on a British public, like Bill Cosby giving you another cocktail. Not only is this a monumentally unpopular idea, it will instantly enrich Tony Blair-the equivalent having to tip your own executioner.


Comparing it to the NHS, is like comparing the Isle of Wight to the Epstein Island-and if you don't know which is worse, then you never visited Blackgang Chime.


The Labour Party are once more pissing on our head and calling it rain. Made worse by the fact they stole our hat and got Thames Water to re-sell the piss to us, at twice the price. Digital IDs are exactly as bad as the last terrible idea they had...which was Digital IDs.





Digital ID or trial by jury - you can't have both


In a Sophie's Choice between one beloved child and Kevin from Home Alone, the British public have to pick between 1000 years of unbroken civil rights or making Tony Blair filthy rich. Said one voter: "It's a tough one. Lose a corner stone of justice or make it easier to shop at Primark."


Removing jury trials would save an astronomical £31 million, whereas ID's only cost a mere £600million a year - that's fantastic news, as it gives us a saving of minus £569 million. "Yes, we could of irradicated child hunger from the UK for the cost of digital ID, but those kids can now get a full meal when they get wrongly imprisoned.


"Anyway, Magna Carta? What has she done for us recently?"



£1.8bn for Digital ID but think of the clubcard points!


The general public are outraged by the profligacy, but no one can turn their nose up at cheap tickets to Alton Towers. A Minister said: "Yes its a dystopian authoritative overreach, but on the upside you'll get 5% off Tesco brand trainers."


£1.8bn on a loyalty card is a bargain when you think of the things we could wasted it on- like ending homelessness. Instead we'll get a shiny bit of plastic, every bit as valuable as your Blockbuster card.


"No one wants a Digital ID and the end of freedom but f$ck it, 50% off at Hungry Horse pubs- think of that! I'd sell my kids to Palantir if it meant a discounted family day out - which kind of defeats the point, but so what. My liberty is nothing compared to marginally less expensive RAC breakdown cover."









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