Throngsman
The government has stated that it cannot evacuate any British nationals from Ukraine in time as all RAF flights are busy evacuating animals form animal sanctuaries in the country. In a statement the government has expressed sadness at having to cut British nationals out of the evacuation, but stated a precedent has been set and the Prime Minister is known to be a stickler for following the rules. 'Once the dogs, cats and donkeys are flown into the UK it's likely that the Ukraine will effectively be part of Russia. In fact, according to Liz Truss, it already is,' said a government spokesperson today.
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