Nicola Sturgeon is set to wriggle off the hook of recent controversies today as she slips the net of politics and announces her intention to resign as leader of the SNP.
Kirsty MacKarrel is tipped by insiders to be the likely next leader of the SNP.
She is said to be favoured by the traditionalists in the party, and by past leader Alec Salmond, primarily because her name fits the established convention of being fish-based.
The SNP was asked to comment, but they clammed up.
A fish, staying at the AquaDom Hotel in Berlin, has left a scathing 1 star-fish review, after its spectacular aquarium exploded.
'I started herring cracking noises, so I got trout of there. Thank cod I did. I only arranged this plaice to meet my Internet girlfriend. I was breaming with confidence but I got catfished. Not to carp on about it but this trip has set me back to the tuna several hundred squid. Pollocks.'
A spokesfish for the Hotel said 'I've haddock up to here with this absolute clownfish. Eel stop at nothing to turbot charge his bad review. I'd stick his head on a pike. He watched a lot of pay per view prawn, you know.'
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