George Galloway, detained by the UK authorities earlier this weekend, has released a statement noting that he was collaborating with the Russian before it was trendy,
“I was going back and forth to Moscow when it was Chernenko in the seat”, opined a visibly irritated Galloway to assembled Journalists, “All the Johnny-come-lately’s like Orban, Trump, Melloni make me a little sick. Where were you when the wall come down? Rocking out to Hasselhoff, no doubt.
He went to savage Nigel Farage, and in general the Reform party, of cosying up to Putin and Moscow now that Nationalism and Authoritarianism are trendy.
“Even one of Farage’s lot has actually got charged with Russian collusion to be the big man in front of his mates”, said Galloway with a tear in his eye, “at least I’ve be an ‘out’ stooge for years, you lot are listening to greatest hits, you’ve no idea of the deep cuts. I had a show on Russia Today for fuck sakes!”
He went on to snarkily advise his new colleagues to be very wary about being near windows in high rises if they know what's good for them.
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