In news that has taken both the world of pop and male facial hair by surprise, Liam and Noel Gallagher have set aside their differences to get back together.
Seeing the Gallaghers side by side again will create a major landmark event, the reunion of one of the world's most popular bands and an almost continuous eyebrow that can be seen from anywhere.
Liam Gallagher said. "I’ve been living a lie for years, man, I hate having to shave between my eyebrows, its not normal, like my relationship with Noel, we shouldn't really be separated"
Noel Gallagher followed up by saying, "I know a lot of people have frowned on the idea of us getting back together again, but let me tell you if me and our kid both frown at the same time, it can cause a tsunami in Canada."
Critics wonder whether it will be a success, Noel has always had a real chip on his shoulder about not being a proper front man, now he'll have a real chimp on his shoulder instead.
Critics believe next year’s tour is going to be a huge event, nothing like it will have been seen since the early nineties or the early Pleistocene.
